| e_witness ( @ 2007-02-11 20:57:00 |
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| Entry tags: | drabble, fanfiction, hikaru no go, writing |
Hikago Wannabe Crackfic and the Woes of Aximilli... “Shindou!” Akira’s voice thundered into the room, seconds before the figure appeared in the doorway, and the blonde winced. “Can’t you say my name without yelling, Touya?” he complained, rubbing at his ears. “You act like a drama queen sometimes.” The other boy stiffened immediately, emerald eyes narrowing into his infamous glare. “Are you insulting my masculinity?” he demanded. Blinking, Hikaru looked up at the threatening figure hovered over him and promptly convulsed into belly-clutching giggles. “Yep!” he managed to gulp out in between tears of hilarity. Akira’s expression grew even darker, if that were possible. His mouth opened in a snarl, but no words came out, and he froze helplessly in his thunderous stance, at a complete loss as to how to make Hikaru retract his words. Violence was not in the poor boy’s nature. A few torturous seconds later, Hikaru finally took pity on his rival and occasional friend. Valiantly suppressing his giggles, he straightened off the floor and leveled a solemn glance at Akira. “Sorry, Touya-kun,” he hiccupped. “You’re as masculine as Go players get.” Sensing an insult though unsure where, Akira refused to let his guard down. “You’re a Go player too,” he defended, a note of desperation slipping into his voice despite his glower. “Yes, I am,” agreed the blonde, easily, through suspiciously twitching lips. “So—so,” Akira stammered, sweat beading at his temples, “it doesn’t mean anything. Playing Go doesn’t mean anything. Nothing.” He tugged uncomfortably at his tiger-striped necktie and pink shirt. “I mean, it does, but it doesn’t. It has nothing to do with being a boy.” He followed the other boy’s gaze to his collar and shifted slightly. Muttering, he added, “I have blue shirts too.” “Something to prove, Touya-kun?” Hikaru asked sweetly.
All I have to offer is a pathetic attempt at writing humor. But I at least promise it wasn't half-assed. I put both buns in. :D And I also love Chalk and Mr Snow on a side note.
It reminds me of Ax from Animorphs (umm, my siblings are reading the series, and I'm...getting in touch with my younger side), and his fumbling attempts at humor throughout the series. He probably has it much worse off than I do, of course. I at least understand why it's sort of funny when thirteen-year-old Marco drives down a street, knocking trashcans left and right, on some crazy mission. I just have trouble coming up with that sort of wonderful scenario on my own. And I can't believe I'm discussing Animorphs on my LiveJournal, so I'm going to cut to the chase - which is a phrase I just now understood after taking a semester of film. May I present Shindou Hikaru and Touya Akira from Hikaru no Go:
And now that that bit's done, I'm off to work on the romanticism assignment. Phew, back to something I can actually deal with!